They made me wear this stupid birthday hat...
I get humped by a 3-legged dog...
(there's my 3-legged hound friend)
my friend, Hurley, is coerced into wearing an angel costume....(I feel your pain man)
these beauties had to parade the streets when they'd rather be hunting wabbits....
I could never catch this gorgeous blond....
they won't let me get a nose-job....
MJ made me wear a Lunateer t-shirt...
Ok, I was actually enjoying this belly rub...
until MJ decides to wrestle with me...
leaving me completely exposed and vulnerable to the world...
so, I just submitted...to her snuggles and kisses....actually that wasn't so bad after all!
Then, I was having a great time with my swimming buddy, until my masters decided it was time to leave....
so, I took my sweet time, laid my pristine white belly down in the dirt...
I rolled, and rolled and rolled some more....
and I ground that red clay deep into my fur and pores...
Humph! Got you back Mom, Dad, MJ & TJ!